Monthly Archives: May 2017

MST3K 11×07 – Hercnerations

“Thesaurus: The Movie.” The movie: The Loves of Hercules, all three of them, except for all the others OK: Another nice invention exchange. Jonah’s new robot is distinctive-looking, by which I mean it looks unique and it looks like it … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×07: The Saurs Awaken

“This is what every Star Wars movie looks like before the CGI gets put in.” The movie: The Land That Time Forgot, full of dinosaurs, which time abruptly remembers when a submarine comes to visit OK: Uh, well, there are … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×06: Crash Gordon

“I feel like I’m watching a community theater production of Guardians of the Galaxy.” Movie: Starcrash, an aptly named Star Wars copycat about crashed ships that itself crashes and burns OK: The riffing isn’t as spectacular as it’s been at … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×05: The Beastless Frontier

“His whole life is coffee, kerchiefs, and striped pants.” The movie: The Beast of Hollow Mountain, which delivers what it promises . . . eventually . . . and then, as Crow(?) complains, not an animal that the word “beast” … Continue reading

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