This is a website. It has a lot of words in it. Sometimes these words are informative, insightful, or even intelligent. Sometimes they’re just goofy. This page probably falls in the last category.
I’m a dork living in the American midwest. Sometimes I have a lot of words in me. Sometimes they spill out onto this website. Sometimes I take a photograph, and part of it ends up in the banner of this website.
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