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MST3K 11×07 – Hercnerations

“Thesaurus: The Movie.” The movie: The Loves of Hercules, all three of them, except for all the others OK: Another nice invention exchange. Jonah’s new robot is distinctive-looking, by which I mean it looks unique and it looks like it … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×07: The Saurs Awaken

“This is what every Star Wars movie looks like before the CGI gets put in.” The movie: The Land That Time Forgot, full of dinosaurs, which time abruptly remembers when a submarine comes to visit OK: Uh, well, there are … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×06: Crash Gordon

“I feel like I’m watching a community theater production of Guardians of the Galaxy.” Movie: Starcrash, an aptly named Star Wars copycat about crashed ships that itself crashes and burns OK: The riffing isn’t as spectacular as it’s been at … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×05: The Beastless Frontier

“His whole life is coffee, kerchiefs, and striped pants.” The movie: The Beast of Hollow Mountain, which delivers what it promises . . . eventually . . . and then, as Crow(?) complains, not an animal that the word “beast” … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×04: A New Slope

“Every color of wrong coming straight out of you. That’s impressive.” The movie: Avalanche, which delivers what it promises if you don’t look too closely OK: That love song segment is long but brilliant. The titles list is pretty funny … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×03: The Search For Danny

“We only have ten minutes before the real scientists return from lunch, let’s do this!” Movie: The Time Travellers, a generic title for a fairly generic movie OK: The riffing pace is back within mortal parameters, and again the vast … Continue reading

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MST3K 11×02: Attack of the Clone

“At some point in your life, you might have to resort to YouTube to finish your film. This is okay.” Caveat: I watched this episode in a noisy room late at night, so I missed some of what was going … Continue reading

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